NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX ON CHRISTMAS DAY – The book I didn’t want to write!

So my latest novel is out this week but when I was first asked to write it by an esteemed editor at Penguin Random House back in 2013, I said no! Wow – check me out!!! So what caused me to reject the idea? I think I was on a total high after the massiveContinue reading “NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX ON CHRISTMAS DAY – The book I didn’t want to write!”

When going to the cinema is research…not bunking off!

So 10am yesterday morning finds me in a the cinema waiting for T2 Trainspotting to start. There’s me and a cool looking couple in their forties and a man in a mac. There’s always a man in a mac alone in the cinema  isn’t there? I’d convinced myself that I was there for research purposes. TheContinue reading “When going to the cinema is research…not bunking off!”

What authors do to avoid writing…

So I’m at a really tricky bit in my latest novel. I’ve been here before and I know the only answer is to crack on and write through it. Don’t over think it just write and the answer will appear. Instead of following my own advice however I will typically  find anything possible to avoidContinue reading “What authors do to avoid writing…”

Exciting New release: NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX IN THE SUBURBS

Hi Everyone – here’s some news on my new book which I thought I’d try to deliver to you in person…sort of. NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX IN THE SUBURBS  is the sequel to NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX ON A TUESDAY but don’t worry if you haven’t read that one as no previous experience is necessary.Continue reading “Exciting New release: NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX IN THE SUBURBS”

WORLD PREMIERE OF TROLL DESTRUCTION TRAILER

I’m a 44yr old mother of two and last week I spent two days on my hands and knees destroying toy trolls. It was brilliant!!! My children think I’m off my rocker which has to be code for “you are the coolest dude on the planet”….right? My mother did express concern when I announced I’dContinue reading “WORLD PREMIERE OF TROLL DESTRUCTION TRAILER”